
Yard sale: When a hiker pulls everything out of their pack to dry or resupply.
Thru-hiker: Someone who does the whole trail.
Section hiker: One trying to do whole trail in two or more years.
Sobo: Doing it from north to south (SOuthBOund).
Nobo: From south to north (NOrthBOund).
Trail name: People take on trail names and are seldom known by their given name.
Slack packing: Hiking without your pack.
Trail angel: A person who helps hikers.
Trail magic: When really kind things happen on the trail. It is what trail angels provide.
Tramily: A group of people who become like a family on the trail.
Bonk: To crash, energywise.
Yogi: To mention your state of hunger to someone and allow them the opportunity to share their excess food.
Hiker hunger: The state that catches up to most hikers when hunger sets in and food is an all-consuming thought.
Cowboy camp: To sleep under stars without a tent.
Blowdown: Usually a tree that is across the trail that one has to climb over or under.
Calorie load: Eating a lot of calories to assuage hiker hunger; usually done in town.
Drink the koolaide: To do one hike and know you want to do more and more.
Ayce: All-you-can-eat establishment.
Hiker-friendly: Self-explanatory. Doesn’t mind smelly hikers coming through its doors.
Hiker trash: Hikers, often in town, who stick out by not following social norms. They may be sitting on a lawn repacking food, eating a lot in an ayce restaurant, or resting on a curb in town.
Hyoh: Hike your own hike; do your own thing.
Nearo: A day when very few or almost zero miles are walked.
Zero: A day off from hiking; zero miles walked.
Stealth camp: Trying not to be seen where you camp due to being in town or in a restricted area. Sometimes necessary if you just can’t make the miles or find a place in town.
Maildrop: Package sent to self containing food and supplies needed for a section of trail.
Puffy: A type of lightweight warm jacket most hikers carry. (I use a wool shirt!)
Relo: A relocation of a section of trail.
Spork: A combo fork/spoon/knife, often made of hard plastic.
Getting your trail legs: Feeling strong and in shape, usually a few weeks in.
The Hiker Wobble: How a hiker, especially one just starting out on a trip looks when standing up or starting to walk…a side to side kind of painful looking movement. You old folks know what I mean!
Ultralight: Hikers who carry the least and lightest equipment.
Stupid light: Going so ultralight that you don’t have what you need for comfort.
Yellow blazing: Walking a paved road instead of the trail (reference to the yellow line).
Purist: A hiker who tries to hike every step of the actual trail with no shortcuts.
Trail town: A town friendly to hikers with good places to stay and resupply
Yard sale: When a hiker pulls everything out of their pack to dry or resupply.
Vortex: The comfort of a place, often a town that becomes hard to leave.
Yoyo: Finish a trail then turn around and start back the other way.
AT: Appalachian Trail.
PCT: Pacific Crest Trail.
CDT: Continental Divide Trail.
Triple Crown: Doing all three of those trails.
Vitamin I: Ibuprofen.
Base weight: Pack weight of everything minus food and water.
Camel up: To drink as much as you can at one water source.
Flip flop: To jump around on the trail.
Hiker box: A place hikers leave stuff they don’t want that others can take for free. Usually in towns frequented by hikers.
Hiker funk: The way we smell out here.

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